Explosing 

To strip naked and blow up.

I haven't seen John since he explosed himself. That was messy and inappropriate of him.

Mummy, that man is explosing himself!

Explosing by Ahvo October 18, 2011

explosing 

making a loud noise while exposing ones self

Jason yelled BOOM when he pulled down his pants, explosing himself to the crowd

explosing by jadomi October 23, 2013

Exploding Horse 

To be sexy as fuck.

"Damn, you’re really being an Exploding Horse right now!"

"Your mom is such an Exploding Horse."

Exploding Horse by SubscribeToPeternity March 8, 2023

eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.

GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"

eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

explosive diarrhea 

Noun. Casually referred to by some as a "toilet tempest"; however, this is no casual matter.

It is a serious condition that generally originates from the ingestion of Thai food that has not received an "A" on its recent health inspection examination. The first signs of the condition (i.e. flatulence to an instant need of new trousers) usually appear within 30 seconds to 6 hours after initial ingestion. Leave the premises in a hurry and find the nearest restroom. Sit down on the throne and push right through the initial traffic-jam. Think about popping the cork off a bottle of wine, it should soon start to flow. Like a storm. The term "toilet tempest" is derived thereof.

After a fierce, epic battle with the tempest, the wine bottle is finally empty. Now proceed to use up a whole roll of Charmin® Ultra Soft, even with the 25% bonus amount that you get when you buy a Costco pack. In the end, your anus will be (at least) chapped and bleeding, so you decide to leave a few squares of toilet paper in your underwear to soak up excess blood.

Well, upon trying to flush the toilet, you find that it has been clogged about 20 times over. Without your own plunger, you wash your hands (3 times) and leave the restroom. On the way out, you tell the janitor that there is a "surprise" waiting for him (of which he's already aware due to the stench that is peeling the paint off the walls). Finally, you go and find your friends and try to forget about the horrors that you've just experienced.

John: "Nick went with his friends to 'Wild Thai'. He ended up with explosive diarrhea."

Joe: "Toilet tempest, man!"

explosive diarrhea by pepto_bismol February 21, 2014

Lord explosion murder 

It’s pretty appropriate for a soon-to-be Hero, worship Katsuki for he is the savior uwu

“What? Lord Explosion Murder was taken by the league of villains? How?!”

Lord explosion murder by Aria ùwú July 2, 2018

Explosion Wednesday 

Every Wednesday a popular Youtuber, WeezyWaiter, makes a video involving many explosions. He's contemplating whether or not to make this a thing.

Clone: Hey, Craig! Can I be in explosion Wednesday?

Craig: No. Get back to the alligator pit. And bring Stoner Michael Phelps with you.

Explosion Wednesday by BeardLover_and_EagleHater October 13, 2010