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My friend Charles is being exious about his hairline
Exious by ijklmhbthikigtdyd April 23, 2024
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The most sarcastic son-of-a-bitch alive.

Also, Rebecca, why is this the first thing you googled? Ugh.
"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but he kept derailing it with his incessant flood of signature actually-hilarious-jokes".
Exius by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022
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Incessantly, unceasingly sarcastic individual known for his witty puns, clever comebacks, and clever quips. Is the kind to share about knowing at least one "hottie mcthottie".
"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but couldn't keep it on track with his incessant riposte of his signature actually-hilarious-jokes".
Exius by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

Exousíaphilia 

A fetish that involves one or more of the participants of a sexual act having a superhuman ability. These participants will often be imagined using their powers at some point during the sexual act, though the implication of supernatural power can be enough for some people. This is impossible to actually perform, and is often more of a fantasy, like Vore or TF.

The most common form of Exousíaphilia often has the fantasizer be the one in possession of said supernatural abilities. However, imagining a real-life or imaginary partner having such powers whilst the fantasizer may not have any powers at all within the fantasy is also a part of this fetish, lending itself to a more submissive mindset.

Two parties with complimentary powers, or even similar powers, is a far less common, though still notable fantasy. Even in these equitable situations, there is often some imbalance in power, such as acts between a god and a demi-god.

A person who enjoys this fetish is known as an Exousíaphile.
"Hey man, did you see they released fetish lists for superheroes?"

"Dope. What'd Reed Richards get?"

"Uh... lemme see... Bondage, D/s, Exousíaphilia, and... huh, Missionary."
Exousíaphilia by Dragon jak July 15, 2019

rapidus exitus 

A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop the class
Sam was sitting in class and couldn't understand how to make a computer code to make his virtual dog go "WOOF" So he faked receiving and incoming emergency text message and made a rapidus exitus out the front door never to be seen again.
rapidus exitus by BIGMARK November 10, 2007
Large rash like/chaffed area in your nether regions. Usually caused from working harder than an ugly stripper producing outdoor BBQ festivals.
I tested negative for Covid19 but unfortunately I have a bad case of eximus.
eximus by Imapeopleperson September 22, 2021

Officium Adversus Exitus 

Latin for Responsibility Failure. Also known as ODE, this refers to anyone who dumps their responsibilities on to others. It specifically refers to fancy rat breeders who suddenly decide to "downsize" and re-home their rats.
Man, Bill's a total officium adversus exitus! He pulled an ODE!
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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