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The most sarcastic son-of-a-bitch alive.

Also, Rebecca, why is this the first thing you googled? Ugh.
"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but he kept derailing it with his incessant flood of signature actually-hilarious-jokes".
Exius by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022
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Incessantly, unceasingly sarcastic individual known for his witty puns, clever comebacks, and clever quips. Is the kind to share about knowing at least one "hottie mcthottie".
"Sadie finally managed to have a lighthearted conversation with Exius, but couldn't keep it on track with his incessant riposte of his signature actually-hilarious-jokes".
Exius by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

Exousíaphilia 

A fetish that involves one or more of the participants of a sexual act having a superhuman ability. These participants will often be imagined using their powers at some point during the sexual act, though the implication of supernatural power can be enough for some people. This is impossible to actually perform, and is often more of a fantasy, like Vore or TF.

The most common form of Exousíaphilia often has the fantasizer be the one in possession of said supernatural abilities. However, imagining a real-life or imaginary partner having such powers whilst the fantasizer may not have any powers at all within the fantasy is also a part of this fetish, lending itself to a more submissive mindset.

Two parties with complimentary powers, or even similar powers, is a far less common, though still notable fantasy. Even in these equitable situations, there is often some imbalance in power, such as acts between a god and a demi-god.

A person who enjoys this fetish is known as an Exousíaphile.
"Hey man, did you see they released fetish lists for superheroes?"

"Dope. What'd Reed Richards get?"

"Uh... lemme see... Bondage, D/s, Exousíaphilia, and... huh, Missionary."
Exousíaphilia by Dragon jak July 15, 2019

rapidus exitus 

A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop the class
Sam was sitting in class and couldn't understand how to make a computer code to make his virtual dog go "WOOF" So he faked receiving and incoming emergency text message and made a rapidus exitus out the front door never to be seen again.
rapidus exitus by BIGMARK November 10, 2007
Large rash like/chaffed area in your nether regions. Usually caused from working harder than an ugly stripper producing outdoor BBQ festivals.
I tested negative for Covid19 but unfortunately I have a bad case of eximus.
eximus by Imapeopleperson September 22, 2021

Officium Adversus Exitus 

Latin for Responsibility Failure. Also known as ODE, this refers to anyone who dumps their responsibilities on to others. It specifically refers to fancy rat breeders who suddenly decide to "downsize" and re-home their rats.
Man, Bill's a total officium adversus exitus! He pulled an ODE!