Exousiaism 

'Exousiaism' is a fictional and made-up Religion that believes in the five Gods & Goddesses. Hela, Goddess of Nature And Beauty, Clio, God of Peace and Life, Hay, Goddess of The Ocean and Love, Wander, Goddess of Death and Pleasure And Adam, God Of Weather and Cheer.

People that believe in Exousiaism are called "Exousiasts", They Believe That They Are Put On This Earth To Make The World A Better Place, If Failed 'Wander' (Goddess of Death And Pleasure) will punish you with 10 years of burning in a place she calls "Savan".

Savan is a place of torture, burning and uncomfortness. if you are under the age of 20 when you died, The Goddess will reincarnate you to have another chance, same for aborted babies', after these ten years are over you will reincarnate on earth without remembering, if you fail to make the world a better place after 4 times reincarnated, The goddess will punish you to everlasting fire and all you will have to do is lay ther feeling the pain and fire, the goddess will curse you so you cant move.

Most say that this religion is horrible and disgusting, especially cause there is no heaven and you will have to reincarnate over and over again even if you are the goodest man on earth.

Max: "Did You See Chloe?"
Isla: "Nope, But Why You Looking For Her Anyway?, Shes An Exousiaism!"

Exousiaism by Kairolandmcgerty December 30, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012