that stinky brown stuff that comes from ones bum. some people like talking about it and they are often refered to as potty mouths. there are folks who have poop fetishes and like to use poop while engaging in unnatural sexual acts.
by jacin rome October 29, 2005
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by senorguitarra May 17, 2012
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A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
by chork December 3, 2005
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by Mouse October 1, 2004
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Get the Excrementally mug.a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
by Evolingualways July 28, 2009
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Noting the abnomally wide stance of the guy in the next stall, The officer grunted and moaned trying to get cottager's attention.
In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.
Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.
In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.
Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 6, 2007
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