26 definitions by Mouse

american idol

A stupid tv show that gets rep just because peeps wanna see Simon Cowell be mean to the people that are trying to become an American Idol. The people just try out for because they work in barber shop and have sucky lives. Well poor you i guess you shoulda went to colege. And a niger called Randey one of the juges acts like a complete idiot when he trys to be cool when he says "Dog". Man can you say anything else. Will it ever stop American thats my concern. But i hope it will. Paula sometimes kiss's Simon and its so gay she trys to act all cool when she does it.

"it sucks llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

by Mouse April 13, 2005

paris hilton

A moron with absolutely no morals or brains, who is completely FAKE in every way, a racist bigoted bitch who is so shallow it could make your had spin! She actually has people idolizing her because she is rich and wears expensive clothes. Get a grip, people! She says in her stupid pink book.'...only have billionaire friends.' So all you'fans' out there, she wouldn't look twice at ya! Dumbasses!

See also: shallow, snob, stupid,

by Mouse January 2, 2005

Nga

Nga is a very popular vietnamese name. But it sounds like complete nonsense to someone who does not have a vietnamese accent. Many girls named Nga are quite beautiful but be weary, ask how she pronounces it or she might become offended and curse you in vietnamese.

Nga is a very nice girl. Nga is a complete twat. Nga is very aggressive.

by Mouse March 18, 2005

Wikkie Hippan

A word originally coined by the poster known as "Spamcan" at the now defunct AGB forums (www.advancegb.com) when angry at another member's "new age" ideology. It is normally said in a derogatory fashion of some sort, although it has been used in a more affectionate manner.

n.
1.One who engages or believes in earth based spirituality or pacifistic drug based philosophies as part of a larger social counterculture with a basis relating to religion, health or politics often leading to socially unacceptable and potentially dangerous practices.

2.One who exploits a person meeting the requirements of definition #1 for personal gain or financial profit.

The wikkie hippan genus includes (but is not limited to): druggies, hippies, vegans, wikkans, ultra-liberals, communists, and Canadians.

1.(Definition 1) "If I have to hear another tree-hugging veggie-fuck wikkie hippan tell me how poor my lifestyle is, I'm gonna go postal!"

2. (Definition 1)
Person 1: "So I passed another <anti-war/pro-choice/animal-rights/pro-marijuana> rally on my way to work today."
Person 2: "Yeah, those god-damned wikkie hippans are at it again."

3.(Definition 2) "I can't believe McDonalds created an Atkins menu. Those freaking wikkie hippans!"

by Mouse March 28, 2005

senark

1-To release your bowels on someone or something.
2-To throw or smear feces on something or someone.

Gluepot likes to senark his grandmother.

by Mouse April 12, 2004

¡

Like that guy said, it's an upside down exclamation mark. And the only reason he only has to press alt + 1 is because he has a <Mac> keyboard. I'd know because I used to have one. Now think to yourself. Is it REALLY worth owning a Mac, in order to save pressing a few extra keys? As one person who's name I seldom remember, a Mac is like a car which is only compatitable with like, 5% of roads. It' s nothing worth bragging about, pal. I'd rather have an 'anal' keyboard.

of course, he could just have a better keyboard.

by Mouse March 31, 2004

bajillion

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

by Mouse February 18, 2003