Excrementally 

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.

Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.

Excrementally by TruculentPug September 7, 2008

excrementally 

a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"

"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."

excrementally by Brackish Menzies August 5, 2017

Excrementally Challenged 

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

Excrementally Challenged by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009

Excrementally indifferent 

I don't give a shit !!!

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

Excrementally indifferent by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

Excrementally Challenged 

Constipated.

Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

Excrementally Challenged by smellanor_ September 15, 2010

excrementalist 

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.

1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.

excrementalist by diogio rome April 15, 2009

Excremental 

A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**

Excremental by Flaminghorse June 18, 2019