a cross between exponentially and incrementally, the degree to which random events can compound in ever increasing amounts

"when shit piles up all over the place"

"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."

excrementally by Brackish Menzies August 5, 2017

Excrementally Challenged

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

Excrementally Challenged by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009

Excrementally indifferent

I don't give a shit !!!

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

Excrementally indifferent by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

Excrementally Challenged

Constipated.

Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

Excrementally Challenged by smellanor_ September 15, 2010

excrementalist

1. One who has shit for brains.

2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.

3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.

1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.

2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.

3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.

excrementalist by diogio rome April 15, 2009

Excremental

A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**

Excremental by Flaminghorse June 18, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026