faceaids

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.

That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.

by chork October 12, 2006

dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

by Chork June 06, 2017

Corn count

The process of quantifying the number of corn kernals found to be lodged within a piece of feces. It can be done for competive purposes to see who has the most corn in their shit.

After we both shat on the side walk, we took a corn count to see who the winner was.

by chork November 29, 2005

plain bootie

The smell of your ass. This does not include the smell of farts. It is the natural doo doo smell of an ass.

What is that smell? Did you fart?

No, I just have bad plain bootie.

by chork December 20, 2005

diabetically hungry

When you (diabetic or not) haven't eaten in a while and you feel shaky and get the trembles.

That guy hasn't eaten since yesterday. He must be diabetically hungry.

by chork June 13, 2007

Grape Turd

A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds.

I went to a port-a-potty at the race to take a piss. There was a handful of grape turds in the bottom, but I pissed on them and busted'em up.

by chork November 29, 2005

pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

by chork December 02, 2005