Excaliblur
The game of "edward 40 hands" except with a liquor bottle and both hands are duct tape to the bottle until it is finished. Held like a two handed sword.
Excaliblur by Yumyum696969 October 7, 2011
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excalibur dick
Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.
She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...
She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.
Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.
Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
excalibur dick by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015
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Excaliburd Battlehawk
Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.
Excaliburd Battlehawk by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020
Dump Excalibur
A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"
In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.
Dump Excalibur by theanaljoust September 25, 2006
Excalibur
What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!
Excalibur Sonic
A form of Sonic the Hedgehog that appears in the game Sonic and the Black Knight for the final boss fight. He is covered in golden armor and wields the Sacred Sword Excalibur. He doesn't use up rings, but can lose them if hit. Excalibur Sonic seems to only have a few abilities such as Dodging, Slashing, and Soul Surge
Excalibur Sonic by ChoasPunishment February 26, 2010
Excalibur
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood
Excalibur by Linux System Message October 17, 2004
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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