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excalibur dick 

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.
She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
excalibur dick by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.
Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

Dump Excalibur 

A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"
In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.
Dump Excalibur by theanaljoust September 25, 2006

Excalibur 

What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!
Excalibur by emiolie February 24, 2004

Excalibur Sonic 

A form of Sonic the Hedgehog that appears in the game Sonic and the Black Knight for the final boss fight. He is covered in golden armor and wields the Sacred Sword Excalibur. He doesn't use up rings, but can lose them if hit. Excalibur Sonic seems to only have a few abilities such as Dodging, Slashing, and Soul Surge
Sonic Fan: Man Excalibur Sonic is so cool!

2nd Sonic Fan: nah. Darkspine Sonic was better.
Excalibur Sonic by ChoasPunishment February 26, 2010

Excalibur 

Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake AFTER he had already become King of Brittan by taking the sword from the stone and anvil outside of the church in London.
Excalibur was given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake along with a magic scabbard which provented him from ever loosing blood
Excalibur by Linux System Message October 17, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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