excalibur

When you're having sex with a girl and just as you're climaxing you pretend that you're penis is stuck. Then, you pull it out with your hand and yell "Excalibur!" as you beat off on the girl (or guy if that's what you're into).

"Dude, if you add "excalibur," it's gonna be like the fiftieth sex move on Urban Dictionary involving skeeting on a girl."

by DanneMedly May 31, 2008

excalibur

Extremely corrupt member of the Graalian staff. Known for shutting down Mithica and PKing Snerdly on 2k1 with Staff Boots and warping tools.

Excalibur is being a whore again.

by Snerdly March 22, 2003

excalibur

the maximum peak moment in an orgasm when you feel like youre gonna explode because it feels so great

behold the power of the excalibur

by c0r0na September 06, 2003

excalibur

1- An emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.

2- Chopping off an emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.

I'll Excalibur that rebel if he makes one more face at me.

by tokyoaftermath November 22, 2009

excalibur

When you take a massive shit and part of it thrusts from the toilet water like King Arthur's excalibur.

I took a massive excalibur just now and would not flush.

by King Arthur May 04, 2004

excalibur

A type of rack in beer pong which consists of the 4-cup diamond with one more cup in front,slightly resembling a sword.

I get one re-rack and 5 cups scattered around.Excalibur that shit up.

by Goodrich January 19, 2007

Excalibur

What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!

by emiolie February 25, 2004