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An Evotard troll is person who likes to attack people who don't believe in evolution.
Main methods of attacks are via social media. Aka trolling.
In general an evotard who a person who is very unhappy with their own life and cannot handle the fact that

other people are happy.
Evotard's in general just hate religion, mostly Christians.
Evotard, a person cannot handle the fact that their own beliefs in evolution are challenged via science.
Evotard, likes to call any science that disagrees with evolution, non science.
Claims Christians cannot be scientists, if they do not agree with evolution.
Evotard's can be very angry and disconnected.
Stop being a evotard because I don't believe in evolution.
That person is very angry and spends a lot of time on Christian pages calling Christians names because they do not believe in evolution, he is just been an evotard.
Evotard by Evolutionist October 21, 2019
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People with an inability to eliminate "xo" from their written correspondence, particularly in signatures.
Can't wait to see you! xoxo I'm an exotard!
Exotard by ponypossy February 19, 2009
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A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
emotard by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007
Someone so enamored with ecology that they cannot understand common sense or reality.
Example; Ecotards = idiots that burn down wood-frame buildings under construction to protest environmental policies. This irresponsible and short sighted act, not to mention being highly illegal, puts innocent lives at risk, wastes forest products that it would appear that they would want to protect, causes air and ground water pollution, causes increased insurance costs to the entire building industry and related increased building costs to society as a whole. These are some of the issues that an Ecotard does not comprehend in their single-minded and ill-conceived quest to "protect" the environment.
ecotard by Left Coast April 28, 2008
Person who exemplifies the worst qualities of an egomaniac and a mentally retared person. Implies both extreme stupidity, and unreasonable opinion of one's self worth.
Boy is my boss an egotard. Kim Jong Il would be an egotard if it wasn't for those darn nukes.
egotard by Truuth December 4, 2004

emotardation 

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.
"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."
emotardation by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

emotarded 

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly
Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded
emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007