ecotard

Someone so enamored with ecology that they cannot understand common sense or reality.

Example; Ecotards = idiots that burn down wood-frame buildings under construction to protest environmental policies. This irresponsible and short sighted act, not to mention being highly illegal, puts innocent lives at risk, wastes forest products that it would appear that they would want to protect, causes air and ground water pollution, causes increased insurance costs to the entire building industry and related increased building costs to society as a whole. These are some of the issues that an Ecotard does not comprehend in their single-minded and ill-conceived quest to "protect" the environment.

by Left Coast April 28, 2008

Exotard

People with an inability to eliminate "xo" from their written correspondence, particularly in signatures.

Can't wait to see you! xoxo I'm an exotard!

by ponypossy February 19, 2009

emotard

A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.

All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.

by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

ecoterd

a terd that has been taken by a eco maniac. The ecoterd usually smells like recycled cans and when defecated, takes the shape of recycled paper mush.

"Dude piper just took a ecoterd!"
(in a ecovillage) "man, these toilets are full of ecoterds"

by friendly people October 30, 2010

egotard

Person who exemplifies the worst qualities of an egomaniac and a mentally retared person. Implies both extreme stupidity, and unreasonable opinion of one's self worth.

Boy is my boss an egotard. Kim Jong Il would be an egotard if it wasn't for those darn nukes.

by Truuth December 4, 2004

emotardation

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.

"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."

by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

emotarded

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly

Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded

by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007