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People with an inability to eliminate "xo" from their written correspondence, particularly in signatures.
Can't wait to see you! xoxo I'm an exotard!
Exotard by ponypossy February 19, 2009
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A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
emotard by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007
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Someone so enamored with ecology that they cannot understand common sense or reality.
Example; Ecotards = idiots that burn down wood-frame buildings under construction to protest environmental policies. This irresponsible and short sighted act, not to mention being highly illegal, puts innocent lives at risk, wastes forest products that it would appear that they would want to protect, causes air and ground water pollution, causes increased insurance costs to the entire building industry and related increased building costs to society as a whole. These are some of the issues that an Ecotard does not comprehend in their single-minded and ill-conceived quest to "protect" the environment.
ecotard by Left Coast April 28, 2008
1 A person who has overcome his retardedness.

2 Also used to make fun of someone dumb who has achieved greatness in their studies, exams, etc.
1 Doctor: ma'am, we have finally cured your brother's mental retardation...he is now officially an extard.

2 John: we can finally say that that dumbass Mike is an extard. He actually passed an exam!!
Extard by Vass Zaitsev August 1, 2009
Person who exemplifies the worst qualities of an egomaniac and a mentally retared person. Implies both extreme stupidity, and unreasonable opinion of one's self worth.
Boy is my boss an egotard. Kim Jong Il would be an egotard if it wasn't for those darn nukes.
egotard by Truuth December 4, 2004

emotardation 

A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own good.
"She's normally pretty cool, but lately she's been suffering from massive emotardation."
emotardation by andtheafterglow January 22, 2006

emotarded 

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly
Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded
emotarded by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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