EVtard

A retard that is obsessed with electric vehicles. EVtards firmly believe that their electric vehicles are the future, blinded by their cognitive dissonance, because they bought an overpriced EV that broke down.

This EVtard's Cybertruck broke down and Tesla told him to not move it(even though it can move) or else it will spoil the warranty. So now he wont go on a 3 day trip and he just realized he has to wait for Tesla to come and move the vehicle.

by intern37 March 17, 2025

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

Evrard

Very loyal, but catches the eyes of any girl lucky enough to lay eyes on him. It takes a lot for him to commit to someone, but if he does it means he truly loves them. He is sweet, funny and loves to make other people happy. Be careful though, it is easy to get on his bad side, especially when dealing with the people he loves. Although tinder at heart, he is very stubborn and doesn't like to take no for an answer. He'll be quick to judge, but feels compassion for just about everyone. If you come across a "Evrard" make sure to keep him around. He'll be there at the beat of a heart for the ones he loves.

Did you meet that new guy "Evrard?" Such a nice guy!

"Have you seen 'Evrard?'"
"No, but if he isn't here he is probably at M's house getting some."

by bbbslayer07 January 30, 2022

etardation

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

by Drew43 October 7, 2008

eTarded

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

etarded

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

Extard

1 A person who has overcome his retardedness.

2 Also used to make fun of someone dumb who has achieved greatness in their studies, exams, etc.

1 Doctor: ma'am, we have finally cured your brother's mental retardation...he is now officially an extard.

2 John: we can finally say that that dumbass Mike is an extard. He actually passed an exam!!

by Vass Zaitsev August 1, 2009