Jong

Also known as a gravity bong.

"time to rip the jong"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 June 22, 2022

Jong

Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.

Kory- "isn't that unagi roll good?"

Cameron- "it was awesome. very good flavor"

Kory-"How would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?"

Cameron-"I'd give it a Jong."

by K-slizzle November 21, 2008

Jong

The name given to a certain Joshua if he is spastic

1.uh oh ita JONG THE SPAZ MA TAZ
2.Oh jong, you're such a spaz

by Gri-Unit April 28, 2005

Jong

A jong is where you place a joint in the cone of a bong and pack weed around it, then light the joint, and smoke it through the bong, untill you eventually get to the cone.

Theres no real point to it, except the novelty of mixing a classic smoking method with an effective smoking method.

John: Man, I rolled up 3 joints last night, shoved them all in my bong, it was hectic, like a.. tri-jong.
Alex: Crazy shit man.

by lurk pawtur April 16, 2009

Jong

a really old guy

Jong- you know, that guy who is older than dirt

by osmethne January 12, 2004

JONG

JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.

An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!

by Powder Maggot April 28, 2004

Jonged

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

by Abdul Nusrat May 15, 2007