Evilation 

elevator that evolves brains

I need evilation to pass this test.

Evilation by Barryissocool December 1, 2024

Vaginal Eviction 

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.

My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.

Vaginal Eviction by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Ejac-elation

The instantaneous and short-lived feeling of unbridled joy which accompanies ejaculation.

Guy 1: Mate you look delighted, what's the good news?
Guy 2: It won't last bro, ejac-elation is short but oh so sweet.
Guy 1: Dude, too much info.

Ejac-elation by Freshpot October 15, 2011

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice 

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021

elationship 

This refers to a couple (friends, lovers, whatever) that know each other only via online correspondence (e-mail, IM chats, video rooms, etc).

A: Jasmine and I have a great elationship, dude.

B: Um, she lives in Vietnam, dude.

A: I know, but she writes very flirty e-mails. And her myspace is totally hott.

elationship by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 30, 2006

evolution 

How your pokemon change at certain levels!

"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"

evolution by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012

Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".

Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

Womb Eviction Day by Hugh Jardon III March 28, 2009