evitation

An electronic invitation

I just received my evitation to the party.

evitation by Zaalka March 17, 2009

equitation 

A specific type of english horseback riding; At a horse show or competition an equitation class is based solely on the rider. Unlike hunter classes that are based on the horse, in and Eq. class the rider must have an incredable back and leg position and a good seat to win the class. An equitation rider's horse should frame and have the correct bend. In a equitation class where riders jump the signals the rider sends to her horse must be nearly invisible, in this class judges may have their riders jump without irons and pick up a counter canter.

Brianne Goutal, The winner of the 2005 Maclay Finals was a really good equitation rider.

equitation by Secretariot November 20, 2007

Vaginal Eviction 

When you are having sex with a woman and she holds back a sneeze, or coughs and pushes your penis out of her.

My girlfriend and I were doing it doggy style, and she sneezed and I got a sudden vaginal eviction.

Vaginal Eviction by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice 

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021

Equitation 

Perfection

Equitation is great. You get to practice by jumping no stirrups with a crop up your back and tacks on your saddle. YaY fUn!

Equitation by supperhappyfungirl July 8, 2010

Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".

Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

Womb Eviction Day by Hugh Jardon III March 28, 2009

edgitation 

The condition of being agitated to the edge of a breakthrough or breakdown.

The edgitation was overwhelming; then I saw God.

edgitation by Ferugualatin March 28, 2008