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evelution

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.
The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.
by Thom January 21, 2005
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Evelution

How da original primates gradually morphed into humans who became world-famous motorcycle-daredevils.
It's too bad dat most of us modified apes didn't get here by Evelution --- if we had, then we would ALL be super-conscientious about "keeping our word".
by QuacksO March 6, 2025
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Evelution

Da millennia-long process of evolving from apes to motorcycle stuntmen.
Primates are known for exceptionally caring behavior towards their families, so perhaps they have always been conscientious about "keeping their word" even before their Evelution.
by QuacksO April 9, 2025
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exolution

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.
What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.
by infomillionaire November 9, 2009
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evolution

How your pokemon change at certain levels!
"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"
by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012
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Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
by Dansla116 February 21, 2011
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eRelationship

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"
I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.
by bluewatersbaby April 9, 2010
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