evelution

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.
The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.
by Thom January 22, 2005
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Evelution

Da millennia-long process of evolving from apes to motorcycle stuntmen.
Primates are known for exceptionally caring behavior towards their families, so perhaps they have always been conscientious about "keeping their word" even before their Evelution.
by QuacksO April 09, 2025
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Evelution

How da original primates gradually morphed into humans who became world-famous motorcycle-daredevils.
It's too bad dat most of us modified apes didn't get here by Evelution --- if we had, then we would ALL be super-conscientious about "keeping our word".
by QuacksO March 07, 2025
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