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You such an Essema
Essema by LilCharbon November 20, 2021
Words you can keep
Means suck my dick - s m d. Used widely in British universities between friends and peers.
Yo Mom, Essem!
Essem by ASBOPrince January 16, 2011
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essembly 

Essembly is a non-partisan website for people of any political ideology to engage in conversation and debate, form groups, and vote and comment on resolves written by fellow members. Contrary to the previous definition, it is not Christian-hating, and many of its members are Christians. There are also Jewish members, Islamic members, Atheist members, Buddhist members, etc. Essembly is not affiliated with any political party or any religion and is, in fact, an open forum. It is constructive and thought-provoking, with the majority of members employing intelligent and respectful conversation and debate.
Resolves may be serious resolves, or "just for fun." Those resolves that are "just for fun" are usually unrelated to politics and social issues, and do not affect a person's ideological calculations. Members can compare their ideology with anyone on the site, and may establish "friend" "ally" and "nemesis" connections.
I have been a member of essembly for quite some time, and find that there are members on every point in the political spectrum. While essembly does have a few close-minded and self-righteous members (both liberal and conservative), most are in fact quite open to worthwhile conversation and debate, and are capable of respectful disagreement.
essembly by Meg322 November 15, 2007

Essemutaphobia

The fear of becoming stupid, because apparently google says that becoming stupid isn't an actual fear, and the word that you may be looking for is stultophobia, which is actually the fear of stupid people. wrong, some people are afraid of being stupid, or becoming stupid, and now there's a word for it
Ari: "Are you doing okay?"

Max: "No, I'm pretty sure that I have dementophobia and essemutaphobia-"
Essemutaphobia by Deathstarkille December 11, 2020
An amazing, selfless person who always puts others happiness before their own. Their beauty so often goes unrecognized, but they have a group of friends who always support them. Be jealous of people whos friends are Essmaie's, they are too great for words
Man, I wish I was friends with Essmaie!
I know dude, she's sweet.
Essmaie by OnlineTherapist March 5, 2013
A person of exotic decent who has an above average sized penis.
Mandy sure wishes she could sleep with an Essevan.
Essevan by Mintberrycrunch756 February 24, 2015
Confusion, used online, usually acompanied with a confused look: O.o
Pirogoeth: Esemah?
Esemah by Pirogoeth July 22, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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