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The most ultimate breed of human kind. It is a race of people whose women are fantastically beautiful and whose men have extremely large penises. A superhuman race spawned from Greek Gods. Perfect in every fiber of their being. The exact opposite of a Haver. Revered in all societies as the highest beings.
Estlinbaum by Badmojammer February 17, 2015
eslin
This is a woman with a beautiful soul. She knows just what to say in every situation. She is the type of woman who has great patience for anything. She is highly intelligent, but never makes you feel belittled or dumb in camparison to her. She is the type of woman who is classy and polite when appropriate, but wild, rachet, and crazy when it is time to let loose. She is beautiful both inside and out. Everyone will wish they had a sister, friend, or wife like Eslin.
eslin by datonefriend May 18, 2016
howard eskin
Ex Dallas Cowboy fan, present Philadelphia Eagle homer, with huge ego and very little real talent and sports knowledge.
howard eskin by Angelo C August 8, 2006
Eeklings
Little moon people that harvest moon cheese. Some of these Eeklings come to Earth and appear in a catlike form. They can be seen outside on full moons chanting:
Cheesie from the Moon,
Cheesie from the Moon,
Cheesie Cheesie Cheesie Cheesie,
Cheesie from the Moon!
Cheesie from the Moon,
Cheesie from the Moon,
Cheesie Cheesie Cheesie Cheesie,
Cheesie from the Moon!
Eeklings by Mr. Makamura June 27, 2004
erkling
the erkling fucks up your life.
have you ever had something go missing with no explanation, only to find it moments later in a place you just looked?
that's the erkling messing with you.
did your alarm not go off?
again, his fault.
strangely enough, he's also on your side in the respect that he drags you out of your nightmares before they can kill you.
he almost always takes the form of a young man with oddly pigmented hair. his true form is unknown.
he lives under the stairs.
have you ever had something go missing with no explanation, only to find it moments later in a place you just looked?
that's the erkling messing with you.
did your alarm not go off?
again, his fault.
strangely enough, he's also on your side in the respect that he drags you out of your nightmares before they can kill you.
he almost always takes the form of a young man with oddly pigmented hair. his true form is unknown.
he lives under the stairs.
erkling by ghost in neon December 2, 2007