erkling

the erkling fucks up your life.
have you ever had something go missing with no explanation, only to find it moments later in a place you just looked?
that's the erkling messing with you.
did your alarm not go off?
again, his fault.
strangely enough, he's also on your side in the respect that he drags you out of your nightmares before they can kill you.
he almost always takes the form of a young man with oddly pigmented hair. his true form is unknown.
he lives under the stairs.

the erkling eats car keys.

erkling by ghost in neon December 2, 2007

Erling Haaland 

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.

Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "

Erling Haaland by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021

erking 

When someone or something is really on your nerves.

Dale is really erking my nerves at the moment.

erking by Omega2423 July 15, 2016

erlinger 

To start a sentence strong but in one's pursuit of the most appropriate words, linger for way too long, frequently to the point of not finishing it. Speakers who erlinger are typically obsessed with sounding eloquent or fluent but ironically this very obsession prevents them from attaining their goal.

He wanted to talk about the ridiculousness of his assignment but I never actually learned what was so bad about it because he erlingered halfway through his rant.

erlinger by falcon49 August 22, 2021

The Erlking Sweet Spot

The period in FTM transition where you're taking the right dose of testosterone, but you're not off of hormone blockers yet.
Named so because, supposedly, your voice is just low enough that you can nail all three parts of the Erlking.

(Some trans men don't experience the Erlking sweet spot due to never being on hormone blockers.)

John: Are you still on hormone blockers?
Carlos: Yeah, I'm in the Erlking sweet spot right now.
John: Oh, you should sing the Erlking!

The Erlking Sweet Spot by homo homeboy March 16, 2021

Erling 

Erling is a Nordic male name, meaning "Heir of clanchief", i.e. prince or similar

Erling Dekke Næss, controlled the first OBO carrier, proposed the Norwegian International Ship Register

Erling by vlanitak May 14, 2010

Erling the robot haaland 

He is a robot who came from Germany also he is Norwegian and he is blue just like his dad and scores loads on loads of goals.

Erling the robot Haaland has scored 353467349 goals this minute.

Erling the robot haaland by Erling Mbappaypal Mbappe February 11, 2023