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Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

terms of endorkment 

any term given to a friend to describe what a geek they are, because of their choice of clothing or their choice of unusual word usage.
In the Big Bang Theory show, the characters use many terms of endorkment to describe their friends weird behaviors.

Penis enlargment pills

A pill that sits ladies on your dick before you can say pinapple.
Steve" i need dem penis pillz my man
Carol"your goonna need a pretty penny for doze high end drugs dudett
Steve"FUCKIN AYE MATE SHARON IS WAITIN FOR ME AT THE VENDY. AND DEY ONLY GOT THOSE EXTRA SMALL RUBBERS!!
carol"what u willin to spend michachoss
Steve" ill give ya some tostitos....
Carol"take it and run amegosss,run like the wind with my "penis enlargment pills"

enfartment 

enfartment: this occurs when one is in the shower and surprise farts. within seconds, the steam arises and the stench engulfs the nostrils, making it difficult to escape.
miley cyrus (shaving her legs): uh oh. (a squeezed sound erupts) i'm so SORRY, dad!
billy ray cyrus (shampooing his hair w/ squinted eyes): oh, no! enfartment! you're sleeping alone tonight!
enfartment by heather acq May 6, 2008

Enwankment 

An exceptionally frustrating and difficult situation. See also ballache
Fixing this laptop is a real enwankment
Enwankment by Lord Hotwings November 12, 2019

enlargment 

A word used to express something that is bigger than what it should be or something you wish you had in your pants
The enlargment pill did not work for little O Timmy .
enlargment by MrSlender May 6, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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