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Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

terms of endorkment 

any term given to a friend to describe what a geek they are, because of their choice of clothing or their choice of unusual word usage.
In the Big Bang Theory show, the characters use many terms of endorkment to describe their friends weird behaviors.

Penis enlargment pills

A pill that sits ladies on your dick before you can say pinapple.
Steve" i need dem penis pillz my man
Carol"your goonna need a pretty penny for doze high end drugs dudett
Steve"FUCKIN AYE MATE SHARON IS WAITIN FOR ME AT THE VENDY. AND DEY ONLY GOT THOSE EXTRA SMALL RUBBERS!!
carol"what u willin to spend michachoss
Steve" ill give ya some tostitos....
Carol"take it and run amegosss,run like the wind with my "penis enlargment pills"

enfartment 

enfartment: this occurs when one is in the shower and surprise farts. within seconds, the steam arises and the stench engulfs the nostrils, making it difficult to escape.
miley cyrus (shaving her legs): uh oh. (a squeezed sound erupts) i'm so SORRY, dad!
billy ray cyrus (shampooing his hair w/ squinted eyes): oh, no! enfartment! you're sleeping alone tonight!
enfartment by heather acq May 6, 2008

Enwankment 

An exceptionally frustrating and difficult situation. See also ballache
Fixing this laptop is a real enwankment
Enwankment by Lord Hotwings November 12, 2019

enlargment 

A word used to express something that is bigger than what it should be or something you wish you had in your pants
The enlargment pill did not work for little O Timmy .
enlargment by MrSlender May 6, 2021