pinapple

imaginary fruit believed to be grown by illiterate people.

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person 1: "what do you do?"
person 2: "I grow pinapples"
person 1: "right..."
by el Sethro February 28, 2005
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Driving with your kid on your lap and smoking is a serious pinapple move...
by chaz714 July 21, 2006
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You're a real pinapple, you know that right?
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1. a code word used between 2 or more people in a situation with a large crowd, such as a party, to express awkwardness. usually the crowd members get confused and/or angry because they do not understand what the term is referring to.

2. a code word used between 2 or more people in an awkward or annoying situation that they had predicted earlier, that ended up happening.

3. just an awkward situation in general; a word used to break the awkwardness.
1. Kevin: *taking his pants off at a party" "hey everyone! look at me !"
Sydney: "oh god kevin ! pinapple !"
Harry: "pinapple all the way..."
Deena: "ew ! pinapple !!"

2. *earlier*
Loqueesha: "Alicia's totally gonna flirt with every guy at the party, even though she has a boyfriend !"
Monique: " dayum gurll.. ur right.."

*later, at party"
Alicia: *cuddling with "nick" *
Nick: "alicia, chads your boyfriend.. so get offa me"
Alicia: *speechless*
Loqueesha: "pinapple..."
Monique: "werdd..!"

3. Oscar: "guys... i just thought i should tell you that i jack off to pictures of pauls mom."
Paul: "what the fuck ??"
Gary: "pinapple ."
by kittykaateatyou July 10, 2011
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you were looking for pineapples but you typed it as Pinapple
Mark: ey bro i'm growing some Pinapples.

Jeff: you mean pineapples?
Mark: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect.
Jeff: but were talking in person?
Mark: *visibly sweating*
Mark: *wipes forehead*
Jeff: please stop wiping my fucking forehead
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Why the hell are you looking for the definition of a pinapple you stupid fricks. You should know what a pinapple is.
by MuddyCrayon7434 February 18, 2019
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Spongebob lives in a pinapple. People eat his house every single hour.
by memorizing pi July 11, 2014
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