Steve" i need dem penis pillz my man Carol"your goonna need a pretty penny for doze high end drugs dudett
Steve"FUCKIN AYE MATE SHARON IS WAITIN FOR ME AT THE VENDY. AND DEY ONLY GOT THOSE EXTRA SMALL RUBBERS!!
carol"what u willin to spend michachoss
Steve" ill give ya some tostitos....
Carol"take it and run amegosss,run like the wind with my "penis enlargment pills"
Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small
Company policies that take advantage of, generally makethings harder for, or outright harms its employment staff.
Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !
When idiots on Facebook misspell engagement, normally accompanied by bad grammar. The act of fellatio which is supposed to come right before the marriage.
Come celabrate Anne and Matt's Engagment...She just canttake the suspinse!!!11!
the term used for the penis girls grow. generally they have to cut it weekly, but to really depends on the person. it can grow from 1-6 inches, but it really depends on the hormones, genetics, age, and weight. it stops growing with menopause, and sex can often speed up the growing process. some girls get a shot or a removal surgery at birth and were never taught about it, some get removal surgeries when they’re older.
“umm...does that girl have a penis?”
“yeah bro that’s pudendum enlargement”
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."