Encrupted 

"Data that is properly encrypted but you no longer have access to the proper key/password so now it's just corrupted data you can no longer read"

Damn, IT encrypted my entire hard drive but accidentally deleted my encryption key so now my laptop is hopelessly encrupted.

Encrupted by nnero July 31, 2022

and then a volcano erupted 

After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards

Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.

Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.

and then a volcano erupted by ManfredPang July 3, 2011

Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?

Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?

Encrypted Wizard's dick by Stupid_Bastard February 17, 2019

Encrusted 

To be encrusted means to be superior. "Encrusted" is often used as an adjective to describe almost anything that is the best of its kind.

Waitress: "I highly recommend our quesadillas"
Customer: "But are they encrusted?"
Waitress: "Yes! Don't worry, I'm good for it."
Customer: "Ok Great"

Encrusted by The King's Saint July 24, 2018

Encrypted 

To describe a person that is confusing or difficult to work out or understand.

If a young gentleman is dating a lady that is playing games or isn't straight forward with him. 'This girl I hooked up with is 'encrypted' bruv!'

Encrypted by Yoshimoshi January 23, 2015

encunted 

An adjective describing the state of being madly in lust with someone, usually a female, but not necessarily. The encunted person will often look absent-minded and make a fool of him or herself when the object of his or her desire is around. They will usually not succeed.

- "What's wrong with Peter these days? He's acting weird"
- "He's just encunted"

encunted by Des Esseintes June 5, 2011

fieces encrusted anal orifice 

an ass hole covered with shit.

use this as an insult and people will not know what to say back.

person: you eat dick as a sport
you: 'you are a fieces encrusted anal orifice'

person: ........
you: *grins wickedy*
person: ugh...

you: *mic drop*

fieces encrusted anal orifice by 420sped.shed69 November 10, 2018