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a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.
customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)
waitress by lovedbyhim September 7, 2007
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A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.
Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.
Waitress by Shayla McArthur July 13, 2011
Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.
Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.
Waitress by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011
A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.
Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.
Waitress by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020
Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer
That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.
Waitress by Chez amour waitress February 11, 2009

Waitress Friendly 

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.
"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

waitress sandwich 

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.
waitress sandwich by TedFan85 August 31, 2013
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Soul digger

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