encrapted 

The process of taking readable computer data and corrupting it, rendering it useless

My computer hard drive went bad and now all my data is encrapted

encrapted by rdsheehan December 10, 2008

encrapted 

Presumably mistakenly used though admittedly implemented when you have the shits with encription not to mention subscription corruption in general. You read that? Ithought it wasn't mentioned.

Darling, I'm amazed ur 1 o d few mayb less than 2 who culd actually understand my encrapted msg. Notsomenykisas.

encrapted by Hercolena Oliver May 1, 2008

Encrapture 

To have such a powerful, agreeable, and often overwhelming emotional effect on a person that it results in the person in question soiling themselves.

To fill a person with delight in a way that forces the subject to fill their pants.

He was encraptured after scoring the team's last minute winning goal so none of his team mates celebrated with him.

Sue was encraptured by Simon, who finally proposed to her after five years.

Encrapture by Finnwalk March 1, 2011

enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.

Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely

enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

enchanted unicorn 

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.

"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.

enchanted unicorn by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011

encraption 

To use so bad encryption that a bored individual could break it.

Secure messaging software called "Cryptocat" used to have so bad encryption that they started calling it encraption.

encraption by lobbyist August 5, 2013

encrapment 

A technique used by undercover police when performing a sting operation to entrap a felcher like Larry Craig while cottaging in an airport rest room.

Noting the abnomally wide stance of the guy in the next stall, The officer grunted and moaned trying to get cottager's attention.

In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.

Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.

encrapment by Cuntoleezza Rice November 6, 2007