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Encrusted dagbeet 

Just a badtard. A fucktarded queefing nightmare of a person. Almost beyond comprehension and out of control. No reasonable qualities. SIMPLY due to them just not wanting to be so.
Jesus Christ! This place harbors encrusted dagbeets whom will never get paid.

fieces encrusted anal orifice 

an ass hole covered with shit.

use this as an insult and people will not know what to say back.
person: you eat dick as a sport
you: 'you are a fieces encrusted anal orifice'

person: ........
you: *grins wickedy*
person: ugh...

you: *mic drop*

encrusting 

the moment a layer of faeces hardens around your anus when attempting to acheive a video game high score on a portable device whilst sitting on the toilet after a bowel movement.
"The top score on Galaxian was only acheived after 3 hours of sitting on the head and some unsightly encrusting around the sphincter", I confessed to my physician.
encrusting by MrXytabl January 31, 2010

Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?
Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?

Encrypted 

To describe a person that is confusing or difficult to work out or understand.
If a young gentleman is dating a lady that is playing games or isn't straight forward with him. 'This girl I hooked up with is 'encrypted' bruv!'
Encrypted by Yoshimoshi January 23, 2015

encunted 

An adjective describing the state of being madly in lust with someone, usually a female, but not necessarily. The encunted person will often look absent-minded and make a fool of him or herself when the object of his or her desire is around. They will usually not succeed.
- "What's wrong with Peter these days? He's acting weird"
- "He's just encunted"
encunted by Des Esseintes June 5, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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