Encluded 

A variation on the words "included" and "enclosed", wherein the human just doesn't care enough to use the proper word and instead makes up his own.

The attachment is encluded in this email.

Encluded by Jack Alphonse October 13, 2011

present company excluded 

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

present company excluded by arkanciscan October 6, 2011

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

Excluded 

i guy that ask u to check the buffers 24/7 and leave two seconds afther

excluded: go check the buffer
Panda990: No!
Evobot: the buffer need to be checked: 100min

Excluded by ogiba buddabi September 19, 2019

Excluded 

Raging homo but loves playing minecraft but cant play minecraft cause hes banned LOL so instead he sits in minecraft discord screaming CHECK BUFFERS

Excluded screams check buffers but no on answers excluded gets mad at a random person in call

Excluded by Ssol Nosam September 22, 2020

Excluded 

To get permanently or temporarily banned from school

“Hey did you hear I’m excluded!”
“Why?”
“For pulling the fire alarm!”

Excluded by Jejenwnwbwn April 10, 2022

Excluded 

Oh? Is that not fun? Is it... Is that not an ok thing for people to do?.... Arbitrarily excluding people from the public discourse .... Is that not a thing that should be allowed?

Hym "Oooh shit! Is that not allowed!? Should people not be allowed to say whatever they want to you without having any recourse!? Should you not be arbitrarily excluded from the public discourse? In regards to the former, it's (Twitter) almost like using some kind of Orwellian double speak to antagonize the people you hate and deny them the ability to confront you about it. It's almost exactly like that except in online form. 'BuT iF iT hApPeNs tO tHe RiGhT pEoPlE iT's FiNe! I dOn'T cArE aS lOnG aS iT iSn'T mE! i'M tHe WrOnG pEoPlE! rIgHt GuYs!? RiGhT!?' That's a throwback! That's going all the way back to my 'You get what you deserve' days. Remember that? When I said none of you give a shit unless it's happening to you? Remember when I said you all recede into your own little solipsistic domains? If it's not happening to you it's 'not your problem' but you actively do it to me and 'I did it to myself! My actions have consequences!' See how that works? Just know that I'm channeling the spirit of Krombopulos Michael when is say 'Here I go being right again!' Would you look at that? That is priceless. It's perfectly analogous to my current situation. It's a 1 to 1, that, innit? Because you're reveling in the fact that my will is being subverted and now your will is being subverted and you don't like it very much, huh?"

Excluded by Hym Iam September 6, 2022