Definitions by arkanciscan

snarkphones 

headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones

Don't forget to put on your snarkphones before reading that article

snarkphones by arkanciscan August 8, 2016

intellectual bigot

When someone who is smarter than you points out that fact.

You: your wrong
Them: you mean "you're"
You: DON'T BE AN INTELLECTUAL BIGOT!!

intellectual bigot by arkanciscan March 2, 2015

present company excluded 

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

present company excluded by arkanciscan October 6, 2011