intellectual bigot

When someone who is smarter than you points out that fact.

You: your wrong
Them: you mean "you're"
You: DON'T BE AN INTELLECTUAL BIGOT!!

by arkanciscan March 02, 2015

present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

by arkanciscan October 06, 2011

snarkphones

headphones that let you differentiate sarcastic comments from serious ones

Don't forget to put on your snarkphones before reading that article

by arkanciscan August 08, 2016