Encarna

Typical person who always wants to help you, no matter how she feels. Good friend, better sister

Have you ever seen Encarna?

by petrasul November 20, 2021

encaralhado

portuguese word for being heavly embarassed, feeling a like a dick (see caralho).

Last night i went to a party and i vomited over a hot bitch. I felt so encaralhado.

(portuguese: Ontem á noite fui a uma festa e vomitei para cima de uma cabra bem boa. Senti-me tão encaralhado).

by lemonvodk January 29, 2010

encarcass

To trap a fart, especially one that is extra smelly

Lester - "dude i just farted"

Ernest - "haha, nice dude...but please encarcass it in your sleeping bag, it smells like shit"

by balls1011 July 23, 2011

Encarnita

pretty <3

I wish I was Encarnita.

by galelaxiii June 8, 2021

Encarta

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Encarta Instant Answers

A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.

I say:
what is the meaning of life

Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?

I say:
drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....

I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:
....

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

I say:
are you smart

Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.

I say:
are you cool

Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?

I say:
no

Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.

I say:
i already told you my age

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

by nobody (no one) February 8, 2009

paolo encarnacion

The coolest Paolo ever. Encarnacion. W00t. www.xanga.com/bahamuto

Paolo is so cool
Shut up Paolo Encarnacion.

by Oaiki Wu March 10, 2005