Empavation

The act of verbaly predicting the future which certainly leads to the complete opposite happening.

Friend1: There is no way we lose this game...
Friend2: Take it back! Your powers of empavation are too strong.

Empavation by Elmong November 30, 2016

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pink excavation

Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.

It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.

pink excavation by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010

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anal excavation

When renting a bulldozer becomes necessary to clean out the asshole before anal sex is performed

Jim got all horned up on mic ultras this weekend and wanted to perform anal sex on his girlfriend. Being prepared, Jim had to call in Tom's anal excavation service to clear the path through the woods in order for Jim to go pound his big block Chevy in the mud hole

anal excavation by crystallakewasted September 24, 2015

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emmatation

When you imitate someone named Emma.

Millicent: "Did y'all hear what Emma did the other day?"
Georgie: "No - what that li'l cooze do?"
Millicent: "Hold on, I'll do an Emmatation of it: 'I'm a dumb bitch. Wah wah wah. Give me candy! I'm Emma!'"

emmatation by Geoff AF May 4, 2021