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Elsir is a funny guy who takes everything sarcastically he has a lot of friends and plays sports elsir is very nice but at some times too nice but gets annoyed very easily.
Hey elsir how is it going?
elsir by Mr guy 21 January 17, 2018
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elsir • elsira • elsirus • Elsie • Elmira • Elvira • elsi • Eliran • elirej • elvir

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
The disease that infects dorm rooms at campuses around the country inhabited by sketchy, creeper roommates who enjoy their Eminem a little too loud. Symptoms are noted by a distinct smell similar to when a person does not shower for long periods of time and the characteristic of being extremely awkward. The Elvirus has no known cure, despite the constant efforts of world-renowned scientists. The only hope for the innocent victims whose room is infected is to send the original cause back to the homeland.
I thought I was going to enjoy college until my room got infected with the Elvirus.

Despite the constant use of Lysol and Febreeze, the main symptom of the Elvirus, the distinct smell, cannot be terminated.

Little Timmy: "One day, I hope to find a cure for the Elvirus."
Father: "It's hopeless Timmy, run away while you still can."
Elvirus by Lockness Monster December 17, 2008
By far the coolest, sexiest, cutest girl you can ever meet. Definitely girlfriend material. A girl named Elvira will be constantly smiling and happy, and is probably very popular and well-liked by others.
Exotic-looking and playful, she makes guys' hearts melt. Edgy and indecisive at times, if you get to her heart, she will become the most loving and faithful partner you will ever met -though you may have to put up with her overall flirty attitude, that she will display to get your full attention.

Erm... did I mention she is sexy af? Don't even try to get her out your mind...
Girl- Hey! My name's Elvira
Guy- Erm H-Hi...**instant boner**

Girl- Nice to meet you! I'm Elvira, by the way.
Guy-Will you marry me?
Girl- Sorry what?
Guy- **instant boner**
Elvira by dc-a January 20, 2018
She is an awesome and happiest person. She is very caring person
Elvira a girl who is wild and free. She always brings a smile to your face and makes you the happy. She always makes you laugh and is always there to comfort you. She haves an awesome time with her friends
Elvira by Elv August 31, 2014
Elvira is a German female name with Gothic Origin
it has many meaning in many languages including: "True / True To All", "Trustworthy", "God of the life Giving Sun", "The White", "Fair" & "Freindly"
Elvira is the most beautiful I've ever heard
Elvira by ElIsYourNightmare February 21, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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