Elsir

Huge penis but even bigger heart,

Stubborn but cool guy

Smart

And always wins arguments

He is often mysterious and very good looking ,a great friend who is honest but loyal

Keeps to himself but has a funny goofy side with people close to him

id let elsir shag me

by Iloveanyonecalledelsir August 9, 2019

elsir

Elsir is a funny guy who takes everything sarcastically he has a lot of friends and plays sports elsir is very nice but at some times too nice but gets annoyed very easily.

Hey elsir how is it going?

by Mr guy 21 January 17, 2018

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.

Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Elvirus

The disease that infects dorm rooms at campuses around the country inhabited by sketchy, creeper roommates who enjoy their Eminem a little too loud. Symptoms are noted by a distinct smell similar to when a person does not shower for long periods of time and the characteristic of being extremely awkward. The Elvirus has no known cure, despite the constant efforts of world-renowned scientists. The only hope for the innocent victims whose room is infected is to send the original cause back to the homeland.

I thought I was going to enjoy college until my room got infected with the Elvirus.

Despite the constant use of Lysol and Febreeze, the main symptom of the Elvirus, the distinct smell, cannot be terminated.

Little Timmy: "One day, I hope to find a cure for the Elvirus."
Father: "It's hopeless Timmy, run away while you still can."

by Lockness Monster December 17, 2008

Elvira

By far the coolest, sexiest, cutest girl you can ever meet. Definitely girlfriend material. A girl named Elvira will be constantly smiling and happy, and is probably very popular and well-liked by others.
Exotic-looking and playful, she makes guys' hearts melt. Edgy and indecisive at times, if you get to her heart, she will become the most loving and faithful partner you will ever met -though you may have to put up with her overall flirty attitude, that she will display to get your full attention.

Erm... did I mention she is sexy af? Don't even try to get her out your mind...

Girl- Hey! My name's Elvira
Guy- Erm H-Hi...**instant boner**

Girl- Nice to meet you! I'm Elvira, by the way.
Guy-Will you marry me?
Girl- Sorry what?
Guy- **instant boner**

by dc-a January 20, 2018

Elvira

She is an awesome and happiest person. She is very caring person

Elvira a girl who is wild and free. She always brings a smile to your face and makes you the happy. She always makes you laugh and is always there to comfort you. She haves an awesome time with her friends

by Elv August 31, 2014

Elvira

Elvira is a German female name with Gothic Origin
it has many meaning in many languages including: "True / True To All", "Trustworthy", "God of the life Giving Sun", "The White", "Fair" & "Freindly"

Elvira is the most beautiful I've ever heard

by ElIsYourNightmare February 21, 2021