elsirus

elsirus is the name of an elite girl who tends to have medium length wavy blonde hair. Elsirus is slightly crazy and has a lot of guy friends. Be friends with her

oh my god did you see the crazy girl?
oh yeah thats elsirus

elsirus by eliteelise November 22, 2020

Elvirus 

The disease that infects dorm rooms at campuses around the country inhabited by sketchy, creeper roommates who enjoy their Eminem a little too loud. Symptoms are noted by a distinct smell similar to when a person does not shower for long periods of time and the characteristic of being extremely awkward. The Elvirus has no known cure, despite the constant efforts of world-renowned scientists. The only hope for the innocent victims whose room is infected is to send the original cause back to the homeland.

I thought I was going to enjoy college until my room got infected with the Elvirus.

Despite the constant use of Lysol and Febreeze, the main symptom of the Elvirus, the distinct smell, cannot be terminated.

Little Timmy: "One day, I hope to find a cure for the Elvirus."
Father: "It's hopeless Timmy, run away while you still can."

Elvirus by Lockness Monster December 17, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004