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elefucker 

People who will push every elevator call button while waiting at a given landing in the hope of catching the first available ride. Invariably more than one car will stop at the same time, leaving those riders to wait the interminable ten to fifteen seconds it takes to resume their journey--often with a few seconds of eye contact with the offenders as icing on the cake.
"I would have been here sooner, but some elefuckers held us up on the tenth floor. I flicked them off just as their door shut, the bastards!"
elefucker by Dr. Lingo June 25, 2008

eleuniwhal 

a rare majestic hybrid of an elephant, an unicorn and a narwhal
my favorite animal is an eleuniwhal

I'm a majestic eleuniwhal!
eleuniwhal by peachdonut June 17, 2016

Elefantenstrumpf 

Huge condoms, suitable for elefants as proper footwear/legwear
1. In order to be prepared to shank a slut at the club, I'll need to buy some elefantenstrumpf/elefantenstrümpfe in advance
2. Normal Durex won't fit, he needs the elefantenstrumpf
Elefantenstrumpf by Endschieber November 28, 2021
1. Vagina with extremely floppy beef curtains.

That hos elecunt did not allow penetration.
Elecunt by dickdez January 13, 2009
Having hardcore sex in an elevator
Damn, that elefuck yesterday was awesome.
elefuck by jacob saddler January 3, 2008

eledunking 

The act of placing someone horizontally onto a cherry picker and while wearing a body condom, being repeatedly inserted and slid inside a female elephants vagina or ass.
Last night I found skinny ass Braxton and gave him an eledunk he would never forget.