Elefantenstrumpf

Huge condoms, suitable for elefants as proper footwear/legwear

1. In order to be prepared to shank a slut at the club, I'll need to buy some elefantenstrumpf/elefantenstrümpfe in advance
2. Normal Durex won't fit, he needs the elefantenstrumpf

by Endschieber November 28, 2021

Longbob

A „Longbob“ is a target at an extreme distance while hunting.

Depending on the animals size the distance can vary.
Longbob redfoxes start at about 270yd/250m, whereas a Whitetail Longbob starts at 380yd/350m+

Crikey Jo, that Fox you shot there was a true Longbob, must have been at least 300 yards!

by Endschieber March 19, 2025