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elefucker 

People who will push every elevator call button while waiting at a given landing in the hope of catching the first available ride. Invariably more than one car will stop at the same time, leaving those riders to wait the interminable ten to fifteen seconds it takes to resume their journey--often with a few seconds of eye contact with the offenders as icing on the cake.
"I would have been here sooner, but some elefuckers held us up on the tenth floor. I flicked them off just as their door shut, the bastards!"
elefucker by Dr. Lingo June 25, 2008
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someone who stares so hard at you, you feel like they are undressing you. And you feel very very uncomfortable
joe is an eyefucker
eyefucker by nicolelynn416@yahoo.com September 6, 2009

eyefucked 

to eyefuck, it to literally fuck someone with your eyes, mentally imagining to have sex with this person.

similiar to undressing a person with your eyes,

i totally just eyefucked that guy over there!..
"oh my god Gary, that guy totally just eyefucked yhu" ...
eyefucked by crocs20 February 4, 2010

Eyefuckery 

The act of seducing and sexually penetrating visually and without physical contact; art perfected by actor and professional flirt Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston is the Jedi Master of eyefuckery.
Eyefuckery by NurseRatched June 5, 2014
Having hardcore sex in an elevator
Damn, that elefuck yesterday was awesome.
elefuck by jacob saddler January 3, 2008

eggfucker 

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"
eggfucker by baos December 28, 2003
a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.
Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!
earfucker by theKP May 30, 2006
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