the picante elefante is a sex move which goes hand in hand with the rodeo.
Simply put: you apply a rubber and rub pieces of habanero pepper on the outside of it. once you get in, hold on as long as you can before getting bucked off.
gosh dern billy's good at the picante elefante, he rode that bull for 3 whole minutes.
i got drunk, made him wear a rubber, and i should have seen it coming. the picante elefante sure is the spice that burns you twice.
1. In order to be prepared to shank a slut at the club, I'll need to buy some elefantenstrumpf/elefantenstrümpfe in advance
2. Normal Durex won't fit, he needs the elefantenstrumpf
Used when your friend have a big dick or pussy. Can also be used if they are super horny.
Används när din vän har en stor kuk eller fitta. Kan också bli användas när de är jätte kåta.
English: Wow you're such an elefant!
Swedish: Jävlar vilken elefant du är!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.