Ejoot
Ejoot by ellislikescheese June 20, 2022
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premature efootballation
When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.
Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.
premature efootballation by 3irty6 December 29, 2009
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eFootball
A graphical horror game that is branded as a football (soccer) game. It has a rating of 25% on Metacritic. It features horrifically rendered caricatures of footballers around the globe, such as Messi, Ronaldo, and Lewandowski.
Aaron: Hey, have you tried out eFootball yet?
Ben: I witnessed a 20 ft wide ghost Ronaldo glitch through the body of Van Dijk. I haven't slept ever since.
Ben: I witnessed a 20 ft wide ghost Ronaldo glitch through the body of Van Dijk. I haven't slept ever since.
eFootball by 2amAndIAmStillAwake January 26, 2022
Ecoot
1. A slut you know online but have not yet met in real life.
2. A friend who agrees to trade you hydro for gold in World of Warcraft that takes the gold and renigs. Sometimes named "Keff", "Keffer", "Jareff", "Jeffed", or "that black kid".
2. A friend who agrees to trade you hydro for gold in World of Warcraft that takes the gold and renigs. Sometimes named "Keff", "Keffer", "Jareff", "Jeffed", or "that black kid".
"Jared and Jeff couldn't get married because the laws changed. So they combined into one supreme being of bisexual perversion. This new being took the name "Jareff" and moved to California to hook up with some preteen ecoot."
Ecoot by Psychosemantic Police June 4, 2009
eFootball 2022
A free game by Konami (surprise) and the newest game in the PES series. The reason it's not called PES 2022 is that Konami is thinking long-term and releasing a new title called eFootball – this will be a free-to-play game that is updated for years to come, removing the need for a traditional annual release.
Even though the game was free, it received many negative reviews. It was the worst rated game on Steam within 12 hours of its release. The reason is the graphics are terrible, players breaking bones and running Naruto-style on the pitch... Even though Konami has said that it'll improve the game soon, people are still hating it.
Even though the game was free, it received many negative reviews. It was the worst rated game on Steam within 12 hours of its release. The reason is the graphics are terrible, players breaking bones and running Naruto-style on the pitch... Even though Konami has said that it'll improve the game soon, people are still hating it.
A: Hey man, eFootball 2022 is out and it's free! Wanna play it with me?
B: Nah, I'd rather play FIFA. It will cost $59.99, but at least the graphics aren't as bad as eFootball.
B: Nah, I'd rather play FIFA. It will cost $59.99, but at least the graphics aren't as bad as eFootball.
eFootball 2022 by DGKTree October 27, 2021
Ejoit
Ejoit by bodacious_beef_bazooka April 19, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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