eFootball 

A graphical horror game that is branded as a football (soccer) game. It has a rating of 25% on Metacritic. It features horrifically rendered caricatures of footballers around the globe, such as Messi, Ronaldo, and Lewandowski.

Aaron: Hey, have you tried out eFootball yet?
Ben: I witnessed a 20 ft wide ghost Ronaldo glitch through the body of Van Dijk. I haven't slept ever since.

eFootball by 2amAndIAmStillAwake January 26, 2022

eFootball 2022 

A free game by Konami (surprise) and the newest game in the PES series. The reason it's not called PES 2022 is that Konami is thinking long-term and releasing a new title called eFootball – this will be a free-to-play game that is updated for years to come, removing the need for a traditional annual release.
Even though the game was free, it received many negative reviews. It was the worst rated game on Steam within 12 hours of its release. The reason is the graphics are terrible, players breaking bones and running Naruto-style on the pitch... Even though Konami has said that it'll improve the game soon, people are still hating it.

A: Hey man, eFootball 2022 is out and it's free! Wanna play it with me?
B: Nah, I'd rather play FIFA. It will cost $59.99, but at least the graphics aren't as bad as eFootball.

eFootball 2022 by DGKTree October 27, 2021

High school football game 

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.

When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.

High school football game by urbandictionaryknowitall October 23, 2011

football guy 

A person, usually a coach, who is addicted to football and will do anything no matter how ridiculous to help his team win. Many times when football guys lose football, they go through severe withdrawals and sometimes can die.

Joe Paterno was such a football guy, that the second he got fired he couldn't live anymore.

football guy by Pharr August 26, 2017

footballistically 

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise

Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!

footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007

Footballin 

When your balls hang so low they lay across your feet.

Damn Joe, you are footballin!

Footballin by BMJimmer August 12, 2012

monkey trying to fuck a football 

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football by bluebear January 9, 2021