Ecoot

1. A slut you know online but have not yet met in real life.

2. A friend who agrees to trade you hydro for gold in World of Warcraft that takes the gold and renigs. Sometimes named "Keff", "Keffer", "Jareff", "Jeffed", or "that black kid".

"Jared and Jeff couldn't get married because the laws changed. So they combined into one supreme being of bisexual perversion. This new being took the name "Jareff" and moved to California to hook up with some preteen ecoot."

Ecoot by Psychosemantic Police June 4, 2009

Ecotone 

A super epic user on discord that everyone loves

Guy 1: Hey did you see Ecotone?
Guy 2: Yeah he's so cool!!!

Ecotone by Accentus January 16, 2019

premature efootballation 

When the quarterback releases the football before the receiver is ready to catch it. Often caused by pressure on the quarterback by the defense. common results of premature efootballation are three and outs, interceptions, and losing football games.

Jamarcus Russell has an extreme case of premature efootballation today, as he has been able to connect with his receivers and the Oakland Raiders have turned the ball over four times today.

premature efootballation by 3irty6 December 29, 2009

ecotist 

A sanctimonious bastard whose inflated sense of self-worth is derived primarily from his commitment to saving the planet.

Melissa: I feel like Joe looks down on me just because I drive to work and don't compost.

Ann: Oh my God, I know! He is such an ecotist.

ecotist by Empty D October 1, 2009

ecotard 

Someone so enamored with ecology that they cannot understand common sense or reality.

Example; Ecotards = idiots that burn down wood-frame buildings under construction to protest environmental policies. This irresponsible and short sighted act, not to mention being highly illegal, puts innocent lives at risk, wastes forest products that it would appear that they would want to protect, causes air and ground water pollution, causes increased insurance costs to the entire building industry and related increased building costs to society as a whole. These are some of the issues that an Ecotard does not comprehend in their single-minded and ill-conceived quest to "protect" the environment.

ecotard by Left Coast April 28, 2008

ecoterd 

a terd that has been taken by a eco maniac. The ecoterd usually smells like recycled cans and when defecated, takes the shape of recycled paper mush.

"Dude piper just took a ecoterd!"
(in a ecovillage) "man, these toilets are full of ecoterds"

ecoterd by friendly people October 30, 2010

eFootball 

A graphical horror game that is branded as a football (soccer) game. It has a rating of 25% on Metacritic. It features horrifically rendered caricatures of footballers around the globe, such as Messi, Ronaldo, and Lewandowski.

Aaron: Hey, have you tried out eFootball yet?
Ben: I witnessed a 20 ft wide ghost Ronaldo glitch through the body of Van Dijk. I haven't slept ever since.

eFootball by 2amAndIAmStillAwake January 26, 2022