Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since
Marie has really been wanting a fourth
kid. Since I was the only one
home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure,
Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’
t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.