Ejacushit

Ejacushit - When you're doing her in the butt and she needed a poop but didn't tell you, you pull out, jizz on her back and spray shit all over her.

"MEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU NEEDED A SHIT WHEN I STUCK IT IN THERE?! I EJACUSHIT ALL OVER YOU!"

by Wynced July 3, 2016

Ejacushit

When you simultaneously shit and ejaculate yourself

"Dude, I just ejacushit my pants"

by Lumpy potatoes December 10, 2018

Ejacuhate

The moment immediately after climax that you realise you despise the girl you are with and only ever ended up in the situation through drunkeness / breast blinded

As the euphoria passed Ryan was overcome with ejacuhate. All he wanted was this person out of his room and his life, immediately. Preferably by the ground swallowing up this whale and the incident never to be mentioned again.

by Knooock November 21, 2010

Ejaculhation

When you ejaculate on your girlfriend who takes the piss out of you on a daily basis.

Man 1: Dude, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Man 2: I absolutely hated her, so I did quite a lot of ejaculhation.

by BananaReef145 August 8, 2019

ejaculite

The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.

"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."

by eolivine January 9, 2010

Ejaculitis

A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.

My ejaculitis is so bad, I can barely type superbush.com

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

ejacuwait

To wait for porn to download

Since John was on dialup he was ejacuwaiting for quite a while before the video finished downloading.

by dangerboy55 April 1, 2008