1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper.
2) See aol or hell.
2) See aol or hell.
Damn this porn video is fucking hot *fap fap fap* **pause because of still downloading**, oh god yes she is FINALLY taking her pantyhose off *fap fap fap fap fap*, for fucks sake I got disconnected and lost my boner! *fap fap* can't leave it hanging and have blue balls. *fap fap*
by Pantyhose lover June 18, 2005
An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I am a victim of the disease of dialup. :(
by nick alvinaotr January 12, 2005
An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I have the disease of dialup. :(
by nick alvinator January 13, 2005
An internet connection that once was the standard way to connect to the internet. Eventually, it was outmoded by DSL and other High-Speed connections. In many places, people are still unable to connect to high-speed internet and are forced to suffer in the hell that is slow downloads, unstable connections, and in some cases AOL.
"100 megs? I'm on dialup, that'll take hours!"
"Quit being a cheap pussy and get a real connection!"
"But I like AOL..."
"I'm never talking to you again."
"Quit being a cheap pussy and get a real connection!"
"But I like AOL..."
"I'm never talking to you again."
by Bobbias September 17, 2007
by Josh Pelman February 09, 2005
perhaps the definition of technological
evil often associated with the blaring,
deafening, screeching noises it makes as it
starts up. "BEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHhhhhccccSHHHHHHHH
SHHHHHHHcccccccccccccc"
evil often associated with the blaring,
deafening, screeching noises it makes as it
starts up. "BEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHhhhhccccSHHHHHHHH
SHHHHHHHcccccccccccccc"
by neochica September 01, 2007