Definitions by eolivine
14 Second Fingers
To have such dexterity in your hand and fingers that you can bring a woman to orgasm in fourteen seconds.
"Did you see that guy on Malaysia had talent? He was manipulating those circles with just his fingers. I bet he could bring a girl to orgasm with those 14 second fingers!"
14 Second Fingers by eolivine April 3, 2015
Christian slayer
"Ted, this year all you've done with your life is fuck Christian bitches! You are one Christian slayer that is going to rot in hell!"
"True enough, but they are so tight and they undress themselves; they have serious horniness tension that they need to release!"
"True enough, but they are so tight and they undress themselves; they have serious horniness tension that they need to release!"
Christian slayer by eolivine January 1, 2012
turbo beaver
The condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a bitch and such need to have huge amounts of sex.
"Ted, my vagina is throbbing so hard cause I'm about menstruate and I'm about to turn into a devil-bitch... Cum and get it while you can!"
"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"
"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"
turbo beaver by eolivine January 16, 2010
ejaculite
The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.