Ejaculitus 

Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.

My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.

Ejaculitus by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011

ejaculotum 

a spell casted in Harry Potter world which causes a male to ejaculate at the wave of a wand

Harry finally defeated Voldemort by casting multiple ejaculotum spells causing Voldemort to be exhausted and fatigued. FTW!

ejaculotum by mr5parkle September 29, 2011

Ejaculus Majestica 

Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.

I found the key boys! The key to EJACULUS MAJESTICA!

Ejaculus Majestica by Patty Trills March 11, 2022

ejaculite 

The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.

"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."

ejaculite by eolivine January 9, 2010

Ejaculizure 

(n). a seizure that causes uncontrollable ejaculation; a seizure so good it gives you wood

(n) Matt had an ejaculizure during the test and got kicked out.

Ejaculizure by Hazard911 May 12, 2009

Ejaculitis 

A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.

My ejaculitis is so bad, I can barely type superbush.com

Ejaculitis by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

ejaculatastic 

(1) (adj) the expression of ecstacy that spirals outward when you are in a complete state of excitement, joy, or sexual arsoual (2) (adv) expressing in a way of intense sexual or traditional excitement

The way his lips caressed hers made him ejaculatastic as his groin throbbed with ever pump of blood his no longer lonely heart would allow.

ejaculatastic by the jule tool June 14, 2005