Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.
My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.
by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011
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Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.
by Patty Trills March 11, 2022
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"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."
by eolivine January 9, 2010
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by CapnCratch September 4, 2009
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The way his lips caressed hers made him ejaculatastic as his groin throbbed with ever pump of blood his no longer lonely heart would allow.
by the jule tool June 14, 2005
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