2 definitions by Wynced

A bloody ejaculation, usually caused by the intake of menstruation from having sex with a woman on her period. Sometimes caused by shoving large objects inside the urethra, such as an umbrella.
"I had sex with Melody last night. She didn't tell me she was on her period, and I blejaculated all over her!"
by Wynced July 11, 2016
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Ejacushit - When you're doing her in the butt and she needed a poop but didn't tell you, you pull out, jizz on her back and spray shit all over her.
"MEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU NEEDED A SHIT WHEN I STUCK IT IN THERE?! I EJACUSHIT ALL OVER YOU!"
by Wynced July 3, 2016
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