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Ejacushart 

A sexual act in which an individual(typically a himbo top)simultaneously ejaculates and releases a loud gaseous bowel movement onto another individual(typically a boykissing femboy)alongside the ejaculated content.
Sean: Oh I’m really close baby, you want me to ejacushart on you again?
Colins: Holy shit you’re so hot daddy yes pleaseeee
Ejacushart by TheWordsmith200 September 29, 2025
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Ejacuhate 

The moment immediately after climax that you realise you despise the girl you are with and only ever ended up in the situation through drunkeness / breast blinded
As the euphoria passed Ryan was overcome with ejacuhate. All he wanted was this person out of his room and his life, immediately. Preferably by the ground swallowing up this whale and the incident never to be mentioned again.
Ejacuhate by Knooock November 21, 2010

Ejaculhation 

When you ejaculate on your girlfriend who takes the piss out of you on a daily basis.
Man 1: Dude, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Man 2: I absolutely hated her, so I did quite a lot of ejaculhation.
Ejaculhation by BananaReef145 August 8, 2019

ejacufart 

1.When you fart while blowing your load. Usually followed up by uncontrollable giggles. Especially when your girl is down in that area
2. One of the best feelings ever, especially if its a whopper of a fart
1. Dude: Oh yeah baby you take it...here I come!! *FART!* ooooh yeeeah
Girl: Oh my god it smells so bad! This is terrible!
Dude: Best ejacufart ever!
2. While Franklin masterbated in bed he released an incredible fart that resonated through the house. Franklin was never the same after
ejacufart by CindahBlock December 23, 2007
Referring to a moment of climax when you are on the verge of ejaculation but decide to halt
"OH NO, I'M ARRIVING SIR, I'M ARRIVING!"

"Just ejacuhalt, it's all about mental control."
Ejacuhalt by Guardian of chakal June 17, 2021

Ejacushit 

Ejacushit - When you're doing her in the butt and she needed a poop but didn't tell you, you pull out, jizz on her back and spray shit all over her.
"MEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU NEEDED A SHIT WHEN I STUCK IT IN THERE?! I EJACUSHIT ALL OVER YOU!"
Ejacushit by Wynced July 3, 2016

Ejacuhating

1. When one cums in great anger. 2. To cum angrily.

(In some cases, "ejacuhate" is known to be toxic and hazardous to health.)
When he found out his bike got stolen, he just started ejacuhating on everyone that passed by!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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