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Ejacuhate 

The moment immediately after climax that you realise you despise the girl you are with and only ever ended up in the situation through drunkeness / breast blinded
As the euphoria passed Ryan was overcome with ejacuhate. All he wanted was this person out of his room and his life, immediately. Preferably by the ground swallowing up this whale and the incident never to be mentioned again.
Ejacuhate by Knooock November 21, 2010

Ejaculhation 

When you ejaculate on your girlfriend who takes the piss out of you on a daily basis.
Man 1: Dude, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Man 2: I absolutely hated her, so I did quite a lot of ejaculhation.
Ejaculhation by BananaReef145 August 8, 2019

ejacufart 

1.When you fart while blowing your load. Usually followed up by uncontrollable giggles. Especially when your girl is down in that area
2. One of the best feelings ever, especially if its a whopper of a fart
1. Dude: Oh yeah baby you take it...here I come!! *FART!* ooooh yeeeah
Girl: Oh my god it smells so bad! This is terrible!
Dude: Best ejacufart ever!
2. While Franklin masterbated in bed he released an incredible fart that resonated through the house. Franklin was never the same after
ejacufart by CindahBlock December 23, 2007
Referring to a moment of climax when you are on the verge of ejaculation but decide to halt
"OH NO, I'M ARRIVING SIR, I'M ARRIVING!"

"Just ejacuhalt, it's all about mental control."

Ejacushit 

Ejacushit - When you're doing her in the butt and she needed a poop but didn't tell you, you pull out, jizz on her back and spray shit all over her.
"MEL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU NEEDED A SHIT WHEN I STUCK IT IN THERE?! I EJACUSHIT ALL OVER YOU!"
Ejacushit by Wynced July 3, 2016

Ejacuhating

1. When one cums in great anger. 2. To cum angrily.

(In some cases, "ejacuhate" is known to be toxic and hazardous to health.)
When he found out his bike got stolen, he just started ejacuhating on everyone that passed by!