Ejacules
Ejacules by RiverOfBukkake June 2, 2023
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ejaculectomy
A sexual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled sexually for a significant period of time. One must "recover" from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would "recover" from a surgical procedure.
"She performed an ejaculectomy on me last Saturday night, after which I spent 2 days in the ICU. I'm just starting to eat solid foods again."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"
"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."
"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."
ejaculectomy by Trippstadt September 21, 2009
Related Words
Ejaculus Majestica
Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.
Ejaculus Majestica by Patty Trills March 11, 2022
ejaculosis
Man, that dude is so psychotic he is still having ejaculosis. Someone needs to increase his Risperidone dose!
ejaculosis by aartha December 17, 2009
Ejaculastipation
“You know what babe I’ve taken so many drugs this weekend that I’ve got ejaculastipation”
“I’ve been wanking over this pic for an hour, I must have ejaculastipation”
“Mate I’m gonna have wicked blue balls thanks to this ejaculastipation”
“Just cos you’ve got ejaculistipation doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop fucking, I don’t have ejaculistipation so go ahead and at least finish me off!”
“I’ve been wanking over this pic for an hour, I must have ejaculastipation”
“Mate I’m gonna have wicked blue balls thanks to this ejaculastipation”
“Just cos you’ve got ejaculistipation doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop fucking, I don’t have ejaculistipation so go ahead and at least finish me off!”
Ejaculastipation by Potatoe69er October 13, 2019
Ejaculendous
Ejaculendous by Gary_Owns_This January 19, 2008
ejaculistic pencisiliation
to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal
Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.
ejaculistic pencisiliation by Wonderbra April 14, 2003
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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