Ejacules

The son of Jizz-eus (of Mount Olimpdick) and Aphrodykey; The Greek Demi-God of sexual pleasuring

Hey Greg, have you heard the stories about the massive loads the great Ejacules could blow?

Ejacules by RiverOfBukkake June 2, 2023

ejaculectomy 

A sexual encounter (or series thereof) so profoundly intense that one is left completely drained and totally disabled sexually for a significant period of time. One must "recover" from an ejaculectomy in much the same way as one would "recover" from a surgical procedure.

"She performed an ejaculectomy on me last Saturday night, after which I spent 2 days in the ICU. I'm just starting to eat solid foods again."

"Marla has been performing ejaculectomies since she was 18, and is a Fellow in the American College of Ejaculectomy"

"I desperately need an ejaculectomy, but I'm having trouble finding a provider who'll accept my insurance."

"I got an ejaculectomy my first night in Cancun, and spent the next 2 days laying by the pool and not even looking at any of the girls in their bikinis."

ejaculectomy by Trippstadt September 21, 2009

Ejaculus Majestica 

Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.

I found the key boys! The key to EJACULUS MAJESTICA!

Ejaculus Majestica by Patty Trills March 11, 2022

ejaculosis 

Hallucination of a penis ejaculating.

Man, that dude is so psychotic he is still having ejaculosis. Someone needs to increase his Risperidone dose!

ejaculosis by aartha December 17, 2009

Ejaculastipation 

When your penis gets hard but you can’t ejaculate.
Constipation of ejaculation

Ejac-u-lay-sti-pation

“You know what babe I’ve taken so many drugs this weekend that I’ve got ejaculastipation”

“I’ve been wanking over this pic for an hour, I must have ejaculastipation”

“Mate I’m gonna have wicked blue balls thanks to this ejaculastipation”

“Just cos you’ve got ejaculistipation doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop fucking, I don’t have ejaculistipation so go ahead and at least finish me off!”

Ejaculastipation by Potatoe69er October 13, 2019

Ejaculendous 

A picture or other micellaneous item that gives you the urge too jack off.!

Dude! That picture of sara is Ejaculendous!

Ejaculendous by Gary_Owns_This January 19, 2008

ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal

Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

ejaculistic pencisiliation by Wonderbra April 14, 2003