Ejaculepsy

Noun. A condition characterized by an extreme tendacy to fall asleep right after one ejaculates.

My girlfriend is mad at me for falling asleep after sex but it's not my fault. It's just my ejaculepsy acting up.

by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016

Ejacules

The son of Jizz-eus (of Mount Olimpdick) and Aphrodykey; The Greek Demi-God of sexual pleasuring

Hey Greg, have you heard the stories about the massive loads the great Ejacules could blow?

by RiverOfBukkake June 2, 2023

Ejaculescant

Almost like another word for "Agreed!" or "Affirmative" or "Understandable", a confirmation that you agree with what someone has said.

You : "Balls"
Your friend : "Agreed"
You : "Yep"

Your Friend : "Ejaculescant"
You : "What?"

by Comrade Albert August 1, 2023

EJACULEPTIC

When a human of the male sex falls asleep shortly after reaching sexual climax.

I can't beleve my boyfriend came, rolled off me and fell asleep. He must be ejaculeptic.

by fishsniffer March 16, 2011

Ejaculeptic

Noun. An individual who has ejaculepsy. (See Ejaculepsy)

My girlfriend thinks I'm just an asshole for falling asleep after sex, she doesn't understand that I am an ejaculeptic.

by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016

Ejaculeptic spasm

Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

by gooningballbag August 17, 2024