Ejaculepsy

Noun. A condition characterized by an extreme tendacy to fall asleep right after one ejaculates.

My girlfriend is mad at me for falling asleep after sex but it's not my fault. It's just my ejaculepsy acting up.

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Ejacules

The son of Jizz-eus (of Mount Olimpdick) and Aphrodykey; The Greek Demi-God of sexual pleasuring

Hey Greg, have you heard the stories about the massive loads the great Ejacules could blow?

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Almost like another word for "Agreed!" or "Affirmative" or "Understandable", a confirmation that you agree with what someone has said.

You : "Balls"
Your friend : "Agreed"
You : "Yep"

Your Friend : "Ejaculescant"
You : "What?"

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When a human of the male sex falls asleep shortly after reaching sexual climax.

I can't beleve my boyfriend came, rolled off me and fell asleep. He must be ejaculeptic.

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My girlfriend thinks I'm just an asshole for falling asleep after sex, she doesn't understand that I am an ejaculeptic.

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Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

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