Ejaculepsy

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Noun. A condition characterized by an extreme tendacy to fall asleep right after one ejaculates.

My girlfriend is mad at me for falling asleep after sex but it's not my fault. It's just my ejaculepsy acting up.

Ejaculepsy by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016

Words you can keep

Ejacules

The son of Jizz-eus (of Mount Olimpdick) and Aphrodykey; The Greek Demi-God of sexual pleasuring

Hey Greg, have you heard the stories about the massive loads the great Ejacules could blow?

Ejacules by RiverOfBukkake June 2, 2023

Related Words

Ejaculepsy • EJACULEPTIC • Ejacules • Ejaculeptic spasm • Ejaculescant

Ejaculescant

Almost like another word for "Agreed!" or "Affirmative" or "Understandable", a confirmation that you agree with what someone has said.

You : "Balls"
Your friend : "Agreed"
You : "Yep"

Your Friend : "Ejaculescant"
You : "What?"

Ejaculescant by Comrade Albert August 1, 2023

EJACULEPTIC

When a human of the male sex falls asleep shortly after reaching sexual climax.

I can't beleve my boyfriend came, rolled off me and fell asleep. He must be ejaculeptic.

EJACULEPTIC by fishsniffer March 16, 2011

Ejaculeptic

Noun. An individual who has ejaculepsy. (See Ejaculepsy)

My girlfriend thinks I'm just an asshole for falling asleep after sex, she doesn't understand that I am an ejaculeptic.

Ejaculeptic by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016

Ejaculeptic spasm

Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

Ejaculeptic spasm by gooningballbag August 17, 2024

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026